even dodgier emails

[mally]

I keep getting dodgy emails with a zip file attached with the name fungame.zip and the message

Good afternoon, dear!
Did you see this game? Funny flash game with nude Milla Jovovich. She sucks and... fucks! Enjoy! The game in your attachment.
Regards.

[Tenapenny]

You never know what you might catch with that one!

[megaman]

What is the law of attraction saying :-)

[Tenapenny]

She's a Ukrainian actress though I've never seen any of her films.

[stewy27]

Make sure you use protection before entering

[lottomad.com]

Check out this one I got today, £15,000,000 for me yipeee.

Dear Friend,

I am Mr.James Wood, and I work for Barclays Bank London UK, I was the account
officer to a deceased account, one of our foreign customers.

While he banked with us, we oversaw his accounts and other official
obligations as my office demanded being his accounts officer.Unfortunately, he
died together with his entire family in the plane crash of 31 October, 1999 on
board the Egyptian Airline 990 alongside other passengers.

Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay
claims to this money as the heir. We cannot release the fund from his account
unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated
according to the law, Most likely, if there are next of kin, they all get an
equal share. If there are (mysteriously) no next of kin (claiming or otherwise),
the money goes to the state government. Having made a very frenetic and
exhaustive search for any family member that would lay claim to this fund, I
decided to take my chance with you.

I now seek your permission to have you stand as next of kin to the deceased as
I have all documentations including his certified Death Certificate that will
facilitate your stand as next of kin to him as he had a closing balance of
£15,000,000.00 (Fifteen million Pounds Sterling) here in our bank in London. I
also have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any member of
deceased family to become beneficiary of this fund.

If this proposal is acceptable by you, please send your reply to me as soon as
possible so as to enable us commence.

Regards,
Mr.James Wood.


Told to reply to this address mrjameswood55@yahoo.co.uk to claim my money LOL, come on really ?????

[tottenham boy]

Nice one Dave that'l pay for the damage you done to that door the weekend! :)

[ajbirse]

Originally Posted by megaman

What is the law of attraction saying :-)

LOL Megaman

[Big Pete]

one i got today-

The Camelot Group,
Operators of The National Lottery.
3b Olympic Way, Sefton Business Park,
Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD
REF Nº:UKL/74-A0802742006
BATCH Nº: 2007UKL-01


WINNING NOTIFICATION The U.K National Lottery wishes to inform you of the results of the E-mail address ballot lottery international program by Great Britain held on the of 30th of July 2007.Your mail account was picked as a winner of a lump sum pay out of Eight hundred and ninty-one thousand,ninehundred and thirty-four Great Britain pounds £891,934.00 pounds sterlings) in cash credited to file REF NO.REF:UKL/74-A0802742007. This is from total prize money of GBP 4,459,670.00shared among the FIVE (5) international winners in this category.Contact our fiduciary officer with the personal information requested below for further details and verification of e-mail.

You Be advice to keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and our money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
To begin your claim, please contact your Claims Agent:

Name:
Address:
Sex:
Nationality:
Country of residence:
Telephone number:

Contact him using his details below:
Mr Steven Mark
Email:notifications_camelotgroup@yahoo.co.uk
Tel:+447031966461
+447031908108

[dazza]

I ring him and ask him for more details? LOL