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A good lottery joke!
A man goes to church and prays
'God, I need a break. I need to win the lottery. I am counting on you God.'
Having not won the lottery the man returns to church a week later and once again prays
'God, about the lottery.... I have been kind to my wife. I've given up drinking. I've been really good. Give me a break. Let me win the lottery.'
A week later, still no richer, he returns to pray once again.
'God, I don't seem to be getting through to you on this lottery thing. I've been doing positive self talk, saying affirmations and visualising the money. Give me a break, God. Let me win the lottery.'
Suddenly the heavens open up, white light and heavenly music flood into the church and a deep voice says,
'My son, give me a break! Buy a lottery ticket!!'
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